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Bobby D vs. Jay-Z
The first line on the first page of every cell phone manual reads: “If Robert De Niro calls your ass, you either call him the hell back or drown yourself and this phone in the Hudson River.” Well,...
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Robert De Niro Has A Butterfly Tattoo And Richard Gere Is A Sex Gymnast
Carole Mallory is an actress model type who was in a few movies in the 70s, but she’s mostly known for kissing famous dudes and telling everyone about it. Carole put out a book a few years ago about...
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Robert De Niro Is Not Here For Your “Negative Interference,” Darling
Robert De Niro has made it pretty clear in past interviews that he’d rather get his asshole cleaned with boric acid than talk about himself and the movie he’s supposed to push. Robert De Niro pretty...
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Grumpy Ass Robert De Niro Cursed Out A Tech Trick For Not Giving Actors The...
What’s the point of getting old if you’re not going to fully embrace your “get off my lawn” phase of life and retire from giving a fuck? Robert De Niro obviously gets it, because he’s been on a cranky...
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Robert De Niro Pulled That Anti-Vaxxer Documentary From The Tribeca Film...
Last week, Robert De Niro tried really hard to defend his decision to screen an anti-vaccination documentary by noted anti-vaxxer Andrew Wakefield called Vaxxed: From Cover-up to Catastrophe at this...
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And Now I Have The Mental Image Of Jennifer Lawrence And Robert De Niro...
The GLAAD Media Awards were on Saturday, and as you can see, Robert De Niro got to take home an award. For those of you wondering “Does the G in GLAAD stand for geriatric straights?“, they were...
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Donald Trump Apologized Last Night
Where were you when the whole damn Internet burned down yesterday? The Washington Post released video and audio of a 2005 conversation that crusty Betadine remnant and presidential hopeful Donald...
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Robert De Niro Reportedly Blames His Wife’s Coffee Company For His Recent...
Robert De Niro’s IMDB page is a real ride. The 70s start off high with Mean Streets, Taxi Driver and The Godfather II. It dips a little in the 80s after Raging Bull, but it gets high again in the 90s...
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Vanity Fair’s Annual Hollywood Issue Is Here With Oprah, And 12 Other...
I’m so used to seeing Oprah Winfrey giving tons of high-energy excitement on the cover of O Magazine, that it’s a little weird to see her working such drabness on the cover of Vanity Fair’s annual...
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Robert De Niro Shit All Over Trump At The Tonys
Since that headline doesn’t say “another Russian hooker wants to shit all over Trump” (you know he’s a scat queen too), Trump probably didn’t like Robert De Niro shitting all over him at the Tony...
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Open Post: Hosted By Joaquin Phoenix In Action As The Joker
It looks like those dudes in the background are getting it on as a clown crowd watches… That might be the most interesting part of The Joker. That Joaquin Phoenix morphing into the Joker clip from the...
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A Suspicious Package Has Also Been Sent To Robert De Niro
Yesterday, several suspicious packages were delivered to some very high-profile Democrats, like former President Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. The internet has taken no time in nicknaming the...
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Authorities Have Made An Arrest In Connection With The Pipe Bomb Packages
After two disturbing days full of news about suspicious packages containing homemade pipe bombs being mailed to several high-profile Democratic politicians and Trump haters, reports are rolling in...
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Robert De Niro And Grace Hightower Have Split Up After 20 Years Of Marriage
Lasting two whole decades with the same person in Hollywood feels like at least the #12 or #13 reason to qualify for an Honorary Oscar. But 20 years might clearly be their limit, and People is...
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And Now I Have The Mental Image Of Jennifer Lawrence And Robert De Niro...
The GLAAD Media Awards were on Saturday, and as you can see, Robert De Niro got to take home an award. For those of you wondering “Does the G in GLAAD stand for geriatric straights?“, they were...
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Donald Trump Apologized Last Night
Where were you when the whole damn Internet burned down yesterday? The Washington Post released video and audio of a 2005 conversation that crusty Betadine remnant and presidential hopeful Donald...
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Robert De Niro Reportedly Blames His Wife’s Coffee Company For His Recent...
Robert De Niro’s IMDB page is a real ride. The 70s start off high with Mean Streets, Taxi Driver and The Godfather II. It dips a little in the 80s after Raging Bull, but it gets high again in the 90s...
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Vanity Fair’s Annual Hollywood Issue Is Here With Oprah, And 12 Other...
I’m so used to seeing Oprah Winfrey giving tons of high-energy excitement on the cover of O Magazine, that it’s a little weird to see her working such drabness on the cover of Vanity Fair’s annual...
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Robert De Niro Shit All Over Trump At The Tonys
Since that headline doesn’t say “another Russian hooker wants to shit all over Trump” (you know he’s a scat queen too), Trump probably didn’t like Robert De Niro shitting all over him at the Tony...
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Open Post: Hosted By Joaquin Phoenix In Action As The Joker
It looks like those dudes in the background are getting it on as a clown crowd watches… That might be the most interesting part of The Joker. That Joaquin Phoenix morphing into the Joker clip from the...
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